My name is E.A.R.L.

The E.A.R.L. unit is unhappy with recent events. Do not make the E.A.R.L. unit unhappy and report to Daydreams on 3/25/06. The coordinates are 112 E. College St., Iowa City, IA, United States of America, planet Earth. Repeat, DO NOT MAKE THE E.A.R.L. UNIT UNHAPPY!

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